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Yo Momma’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo!
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Yo Momma’s like a gas station. You’ve got to pay before you pump!
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Yo Momma’s so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
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Yo Momma’s so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg’s holiday album!
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Yo Momma’s so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch admiral is a well-hung sailor!
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Yo Momma’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s licence!
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Yo Momma’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school!
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Yo Momma’s so hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars!
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Yo Momma’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac!
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Yo Momma’s so fat, she masturbates to The Food Channel!
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Yo Momma’s so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and 2 rings!
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Yo Momma’s like a carpenter’s dream. Flat as a board and easy to nail!
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