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  You have a f***ing message!

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  Ring ring, ring ring, ring f***ing ring!

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  Go f*ck yourself!

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  Some a**hole just sent you a text!

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  F*ck you, a**hole! (from The Terminator – 1984)

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  Warning! Warning! Your dick is on fire!

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  There is a message for you, bitch!

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  Get up, or I will give you an anal probe!

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  Merry f***ing Christmas!

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  Get up, or I will smash your back doors in!

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  Yo Momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s!

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  Yo Momma’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories!

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