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  You have a f***ing text message!

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  Answer your f***ing phone!

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  Get up you lazy b*stard!

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  Happy f***ing Easter!

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  Do not answer this call. It’s that a**hole you’re trying to avoid!

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  Answer your f***ing phone! (with beats)

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  There is a f***ing message for you!

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  Answer your f***ing phone! (with beats – gets faster & faster!)

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  Your mother sucks cocks in Hell! (from The Exorcist – 1973)

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  You c**t, you c**t, you mother f***ing c**t!

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