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  Happy f***ing Halloween!

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  Happy birthday a**hole!

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  Happy f***ing birthday!

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  Get up, or I will touch your bottom!

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  Be my f***ing Valentine!

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  Yo Momma’s so ugly, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

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  Yo Momma’s so stupid, she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg’s holiday album!

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  Yo Momma’s so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch admiral is a well-hung sailor!

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  Yo Momma’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s licence!

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  Yo Momma’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school!

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  Yo Momma’s so hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars!

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  Yo Momma’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac!

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